I put on some new purfume today. Bond Girl 007, by Avon.
It smelled good. I was feeling adventurous. Covert. Classy.
I was breezing along, minding my own business and apparently failed to realize I was leaving choking people in my wake.
"Anna! What are you wearing?!" My Mother asked.
"What perfume is that?" she clarified.
"The name is Bond Girl. Bond Girl 007."
Everyone had something positive to say about my new scent.
"It's really... strong."
"You smell like a guy!"
"I'm gonna pass out..."
Thanks everyone! I like it too!
In spite of some fears that I might overwhelm someone with my sweet and mysterious aura, I didn't change clothes before going to work. No one complained, commented, fainted or died in my presence.
When someone did smell it, they said "Oh! I really like that!"
Thank you, sane and civilized world.
I guess the rest of my family (Hi, Mom!) isn't cut out for Bond Girl 007.
I shall have to wear it more often.