Friday, December 24, 2010

Snowflake Hoax

I don't believe every snowflake is unique.

I think it's incredibly presumptuous to even presume that.

Yeah, I've examined every snowflake in the history of the world too, and I can concretely certify and absolutely verify beyond a shadow of a doubt that each one was, is and ever more shall be totally different.

Hogwash, says I!

My personal theory is that snowflake designs are on a thousand year rotation, but I don't know and I don't presume to know.

I don't make snowflakes. 

I just eat them.

It appears as though we shall have a very white Christmas. It's coming down, all light and fluffy.

In flakes that may or may not look the same.


  1. But isn't it so much more magical to believe that no two snowflakes will ever look alike and that no one in the world will ever see a snowflake that looks j u s t like the one that just landed in your hand?

  2. "I don't make snowflakes. I just eat them."

    You. Are. Awesome.