I love lists. Particularly lists of ten. It's a well rounded number.
1. I Name Everything.
Really. Everything. The piano is Betsy, my hair straightener is Sydney, my purse is called "The Cow" and my coat is Bysshe (pronounced BUSH-HEY) Anything even semi-important gets a name.
2. I Have a Thing for Symmetry.
Some would call it an obsession, but they just don't understand how important it is for everything to look uniform and proper.
3. I am a Grammar Nazi.
I'm a bit hypocritical about this, since I know I make plenty of grammar errors also. However, when someone makes a glaring mistake, I feel compelled to correct it out.
4. I Collect Worthless Objects
Glass figurines, rocks, bits of drift wood, sweet looking statues. I like awesome looking stuff. If it tickles my fancy, I want it proudly displayed in my room.
5. I Have Mouth Full of Sweet Teeth
If I crave something, its sugar. Sometimes I want it in the form of chocolate and sometimes I want it in a peanut butter cookie, but I looove just about anything with enough of the stuff.
6. I Can Sing Like a Chipmunk
A talent which makes you a real hit with kids and chipmunk lovers alike.
7. I Am a Tall Woman
According to the standards of the TCI, (Tall Clubs International) I am a tall woman. 5'10 1/2, Baby.
8. I Am Obsessed With Google
I'm sorry, Yahoo people, Google is just better. I Google everything. How to spell and/or pronounce words, how-to articles, songs, people, places, random words... I love Google.
9. I Had a Cabbage Patch Kid
Nuff said.
10. My Hero and My Crush Aren't Real
Hero: Leigh Anne Tuohy as played by Sandra Bullock in the Blind Side. She's blonde, fabulous, has a major attitude and is who I wanna be when I grow up. The Crush would be Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh so beautiful and unattainable.
There you have it. Ten things you may or may not have known about yours truly.
You're amazing. Can i steal this idea??? Lol
ReplyDelete"If it tickles my fancy"... who is this writing? Haha, let me just say that while your topic of conversation isn't something I typically find engaging, you are a very gifted storyteller and writer. Keep at it. I look forward to reading your first book someday.
ReplyDelete-Andy Krueger