I love lists. Particularly lists of ten. It's a well rounded number.
1. I Name Everything.
Really. Everything. The piano is Betsy, my hair straightener is Sydney, my purse is called "The Cow" and my coat is Bysshe (pronounced BUSH-HEY) Anything even semi-important gets a name.
2. I Have a Thing for Symmetry.
Some would call it an obsession, but they just don't understand how important it is for everything to look uniform and proper.
3. I am a Grammar Nazi.
I'm a bit hypocritical about this, since I know I make plenty of grammar errors also. However, when someone makes a glaring mistake, I feel compelled to correct it out.
4. I Collect Worthless Objects
Glass figurines, rocks, bits of drift wood, sweet looking statues. I like awesome looking stuff. If it tickles my fancy, I want it proudly displayed in my room.
5. I Have Mouth Full of Sweet Teeth
If I crave something, its sugar. Sometimes I want it in the form of chocolate and sometimes I want it in a peanut butter cookie, but I looove just about anything with enough of the stuff.
6. I Can Sing Like a Chipmunk
A talent which makes you a real hit with kids and chipmunk lovers alike.
7. I Am a Tall Woman
According to the standards of the TCI, (Tall Clubs International) I am a tall woman. 5'10 1/2, Baby.
8. I Am Obsessed With Google
I'm sorry, Yahoo people, Google is just better. I Google everything. How to spell and/or pronounce words, how-to articles, songs, people, places, random words... I love Google.
9. I Had a Cabbage Patch Kid
10. My Hero and My Crush Aren't Real
Hero: Leigh Anne Tuohy as played by Sandra Bullock in the Blind Side. She's blonde, fabulous, has a major attitude and is who I wanna be when I grow up. The Crush would be Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh so beautiful and unattainable.
There you have it. Ten things you may or may not have known about yours truly.